Avocado Overkill

What's that on your plate?
Mysterious mashin'
Yeah but I can relate
It is so very in fashion

It's there on your tongue
So let's not waste it
That smoked salmon spread
That mushroom paste

Break out the bread rolls
Cut that cheese
Slice that salami
I'm turning Japanese

Then it occurred to me
I wasn't feeling so salady
But with this mentality
I got myself a malady

Had my fill of avocado
Avocado overkill
Breakfast time stood still
For avocado overkill

And if those cats come out
If they all come out tonight
Your ducks lined up there on the wall
Muffy's hungry in the hall

How do you like your eggs done now then?
Cos I'm-a makin' bacon
Here's your toffee-flavoured coffee
Stirred but never shaken

Tabasco on your croissant
Wasabe if you're game
Any more sriracha
You won't even know your name

Had my fill of avocado
Avocado overkill
Breakfast time stood still
For avocado overkill

Had my fill of avocado
Avocado overkill
Breakfast time stood still
For avocado overkill

Chooks on the window sill
Watching avocado overkill

Look! Here comes Lucky Phil
For his avocado overkill

You can bust out the pork and dill
It's avocado overkill

Avocado overkill



Credits
Writer(s): Geoffrey Healey
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