the sitting song

This is a song about sitting

All I know is how to sit
All I've been taught is how to sit
On a chair, at a table, at a desk
There's a whole wide world that I haven't seen yet
But all I know is how to sit at a desk

All I know, All I know, All I know
All I know is how to sit at a desk
All I know, All I know, All I know
All I know is how to sit at a desk

I learn sitting down
And I eat sitting down
I watch TV sitting down
And I chat sitting down
And I travel sitting down
I wrote this song sitting dowowowon
And I swear that my spine will be a perfect semi-circle by the time I die

My spine will be a perfect semi-circle when I die
My spine will be a perfect semi-circle when I die
My spine will be a perfect semi-circle when I die
My spine will be a perfect semi-circle when I'm old and I die

When was the last time I squatted in the garden
To make myself a mudpie and run to show my daddy
(The last time, the last time)
When was the last time I tried to be a kung-fu
Master in the lounge room
(The last time, the last time)
When was the last time I jumped on my bed
And smashed a pillow into YOUR FACE
But then I went to school and they taught me how to sit
And they did very well coz I can't seem to do anything else

My spine will be a perfect semi circle when I die
There's a whole wide world that I haven't seen yet
My spine will be a perfect semi circle when I die
There's a whole wide world that I haven't seen yet
All I know all I know all I know, all I know is how to sit at a desk
My spine will be a perfect semi circle when I die



Credits
Writer(s): Celia Nguyen
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