Gollum's Christmas

Hey there, Mr. Frodo
Well, it's almost Christmas
And you know
We didn't wish for snow
But there's a little something
That we'd really love to see
This Christmas
Underneath that tiny tree
It's precious to me
And me

We want a ring-a-ding Christmas
We want a ring-a-ding Christmas

Hey there, Mr. Samwise
Don't you think that we've been good
Haven't tried to kill you
Since we Passed those woods
So you cook your potatoes
But we won't be eatin' lunch
Unless you're cookin' somethin'
With a twenty-four carrot golden crunch
We've got a hunch

We'll have a ring-a-ding Christmas
A ring-a-ding Christmas

Every year we write to Santa
We never ever get an answer
That's every year since we remember
But now you're here and it's December
And everywhere the snow is falling
And everywhere we hear him calling
So let us cheer you up and sing for you
Let us hold that tiny ring for you

Every year we write to Santa
We never ever get an answer
That's every year since we remember
But now you're here and it's December
And everywhere the snow is falling
And everywhere we hear him calling
So let us cheer you up and sing for you
Let us hold that tiny ring for you

Hey there, Mr. Sauron
Now there's no need to cry
Yeah, we know you're worried
We can see it in your Eye
But Christmastime is comin'
Yeah, it even snows in Mordor
So just quit your sulkin'
And open up your door
To see what's in store

A ring-a-ding Christmas
We'll have a ring-a-ding Christmas
A ring-a-ding Christmas
We'll have a ring-a-ding Christmas