Dick Waiver
Bitches they be tripping on my dick
Yeah yo missus she be slipping on the stick
I think she need a doctor, broke her hip
Now she taking me to court she might get rich
I need a dick waiver
Or I could be liable, it's undeniable
That they all want this rich flavor
They know they assuming the risk
When they get on this dick
I need a dick lawyer
Got me on a slip-and-fall case, 'cause my dick in the way
I swear I was trying to avoid her
I was just minding my day, she came over my way
Yeah she call me Dick Vader
It's not so tan down there, it's a light saber
She need a lifesaver
Cuz she be drowning in sexual favors
She said my dick is a hazard
I said like the Dukes
She said like a disaster
I needa wrap it in caution tape
Y'all needa watch where you're going and concentrate
Keeping the workplace safe
We don't need more injuries, bossman said not today
She hit me with a subpoena
'Cause she pulled a muscle enjoying my penis
Bitches they be tripping on my dick
Yeah yo missus she be slipping on the stick
I think she need a doctor, broke her hip
Now she taking me to court she might get rich
I need a dick waiver
I can't anticipate public behavior
Yeah I need to risk manage
They pussy can't hang then they sue for the damage
It's sad that they be taking little peepees for granted
Yeah they capping when say this schmeckel's something they can handle
Can't control it, it grow like Bruce Banner
Pardon my manners, y'all just fuck too many Tanners
This dick free, you might've heard of it from Bernie Sanders
So where the hi-diddly-hoes at
I take em to church like Ned Flanders
Some rappers say they wanna beat up the pussy
But I'm not a violent guy I'm not so pushy
I just wanna love your vagina and tushi
But I got a sequoia instead of a woody
Before you hit my phone up I'mma ask you, "Please wait"
Yeah I'm gonna need a moment, get my paperwork straight
Print your name here, then sign there, then date
I'm sorry, that's the protocol, now let's go on a date
Bitches they be tripping on my dick
Yeah yo missus she be slipping on the stick
I think she need a doctor, broke her hip
Now she taking me to court she might get rich
Yeah yo missus she be slipping on the stick
I think she need a doctor, broke her hip
Now she taking me to court she might get rich
I need a dick waiver
Or I could be liable, it's undeniable
That they all want this rich flavor
They know they assuming the risk
When they get on this dick
I need a dick lawyer
Got me on a slip-and-fall case, 'cause my dick in the way
I swear I was trying to avoid her
I was just minding my day, she came over my way
Yeah she call me Dick Vader
It's not so tan down there, it's a light saber
She need a lifesaver
Cuz she be drowning in sexual favors
She said my dick is a hazard
I said like the Dukes
She said like a disaster
I needa wrap it in caution tape
Y'all needa watch where you're going and concentrate
Keeping the workplace safe
We don't need more injuries, bossman said not today
She hit me with a subpoena
'Cause she pulled a muscle enjoying my penis
Bitches they be tripping on my dick
Yeah yo missus she be slipping on the stick
I think she need a doctor, broke her hip
Now she taking me to court she might get rich
I need a dick waiver
I can't anticipate public behavior
Yeah I need to risk manage
They pussy can't hang then they sue for the damage
It's sad that they be taking little peepees for granted
Yeah they capping when say this schmeckel's something they can handle
Can't control it, it grow like Bruce Banner
Pardon my manners, y'all just fuck too many Tanners
This dick free, you might've heard of it from Bernie Sanders
So where the hi-diddly-hoes at
I take em to church like Ned Flanders
Some rappers say they wanna beat up the pussy
But I'm not a violent guy I'm not so pushy
I just wanna love your vagina and tushi
But I got a sequoia instead of a woody
Before you hit my phone up I'mma ask you, "Please wait"
Yeah I'm gonna need a moment, get my paperwork straight
Print your name here, then sign there, then date
I'm sorry, that's the protocol, now let's go on a date
Bitches they be tripping on my dick
Yeah yo missus she be slipping on the stick
I think she need a doctor, broke her hip
Now she taking me to court she might get rich
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Writer(s): Cameron Berkowitz
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