COVID Nineteen

I was told to sanitize my hands
Maybe I should wear a three ply mask
I was told to social distance
That in the end I won't contract that novel virus

How am I supposed to hear you ask
Cash or credit through that plexiglass
I can barely hear myself through my mask
Here we go again my glasses foggin' up
When will this end

So, Covid Nineteen, where's your vaccine
The government's telling me to quarantine
Just because I couldn't smell my can of sardines

I'm starting to realize that I'm touching my eyes
I won't give hugs, won't shake hands,
Don't want to take no chance
Covid Nineteen, where's your vaccine
The CDC's telling me to quarantine
When will my yoga class reconvene

I am here to see if you could help
Starting to search reviews on Yelp
I've been looking for RV's and Air BnB's
I have no cash, but I can pay you from my toilet paper stash

Now I'm walking to my doom
My kids are asking for help on Zoom
I tried to avoid taking the train and bus
But in the end I still contracted that novel virus, oh man

So, Covid Nineteen, where's your vaccine
Dr. Fauci is telling me to quarantine
I don't wanna see another silly meme
Covid Nineteen, where's your vaccine
My parents are telling me to quarantine
I guess a runny nose isn't what it used to be

I'm getting my smell back but when I wear my mask
I only smell my breath, I feel like I never win

Covid Nineteen, where's your vaccine
My children are telling me to quarantine
Now those Murder Hornets don't sound as obscene

Covid Nineteen, where's your vaccine
It sounds like they're lifting the quarantine
Maybe there's maybe there's still some hope

Covid Nineteen, where's your vaccine
I'm finally out of my quarantine
Gotta take my sweatpants off and get them cleaned
Covid Nineteen, where's your vaccine
It's been a few moments since my quarantine
It feels so good just getting back in the scene

I'm heading to concerts, and ball games, and big stores
I WILL give hugs WILL shake hands
Kiss, smile, sing and dance

Covid Nineteen, THERE's your vaccine
I'm happy it's over, no quarantine
This seems too good to be true, wait, was this all a dream