Plane Crash Blues (I Can't Play the Piano)

This plane is going down
Anything to make you feel better
At least this time when it explodes into flames
No one could say that you're to blame

I forgot how to drive
That's why I'm taking this flight
With all of my shit piled on the passenger seat
I just couldn't keep my eyes on the street

Now I go ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

This weather's making me crazy
Lightning keeps thinking it likes me
And I guess I can see why it wants to hit
But I am not a light though I am lit

I'm just cruising through the stop sign
Sorry officer, the radio was blowing my mind
They were playing a song gone out of tune
Well, I'll take the rhythm, but fuck them blues

I'm not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad at all
I'm not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad at all
I'm not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad at all
I'm not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad, not...

That's not bad, man, keep going, you can do it, you already did it!
You can make no mistakes, you're perfect, you totally got this!
Just shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up with all these bad vibes, all this yelling
Just shut up!

And if your luggage is lost, you can leave without it
And if you run out of drugs, you can sleep without 'em, I know you can
And if you want to go home, you can call a taxi
And if you don't want to talk, you can sit in the backseat

My car just touched another
And everyone got hurt