Poison in the Mistletoe

No more rotting pumpkin seeds
No screams no haunted parks
No more room for skeletons
No candy blood or fog
Pumpkin spice has gone away
Cold weather's getting near
Every one is caroling
I have no cheer no pumpkin beer

It's Christmas
Poison in the mistletoe
It's Christmas
Choking from the eggnog bowl
It's Christmas
Burning out the fireplace
It's a Christmas
Wake me on October 8th

Now we'll have a holiday when suicides are up
I'd rather have a holiday with fake blood zombie guts
No more witches flying brooms no devils eating flames
All I see when I look up is
12 reindeer with Santa's sleigh

It's Christmas
Deck the halls with skulls and bats
It's Christmas
No more trick or treat that's that
It's Christmas
Time to kill the Christmas tree
It's Christmas
I wish we had more Halloween

No more Jack-o-lanterns just bald snowmen round and fat
Can't watch scary movies clearly hallmark's where it's at
Stabbing kids with candy canes
My dreams are getting odd
Everyone is wearing red
No teeth these creeps are Santa's frauds

It's Christmas
Kidnap Mr. Santy Claws
It's Christmas
No one's running from chain saws
It's Christmas
Watch your money disappear
It's Christmas
It's the most expensive time of year
It's my 2nd favorite time of year



Credits
Writer(s): Brett Klorer
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