Let's Steal All the Christmas Lights

Bumped into you at the biker bar
That let us in at age 15
Said you were home for the holidays
And asked me where you could
Score some good weed
I brought edibles from Oregon
Can't deal with this town
When I'm not stoned

Let's get fucked up
Just like the old times
Let's go get fucked up
Just like the old times

Let's steal all the
Christmas lights
From houses of people
We hated in high school

Eat some Gummi edibles
Ride our bikes around
And act like a damn fool

Let's steal all
The Christmas lights

Let's get fucked up
Like the old times
Let's get real fucked up
Like the old times

Remember when
Nuns made us pray for
Our sins
Get stoned before gym
And hide vodka in
Disposable Starbucks cups
We were so screwed up

We were suburban outcasts
Trying to be
Punk rock and fast
Stuck in this boring town
Thought one day
We'd burn it all down

You say
'I still have a crush on you'
Let's break into
The high school swimming pool
Take all our clothes off
And swim naked
Wake up tomorrow
With a hangover

Let's steal all the Christmas lights
Off of houses of people we
Hated in high school
Eat some Gummi edibles
Ride our bikes around
And act like a damn fool

Let's steal all the Christmas lights
Off of houses of people we
Hated in high school
Let's steal all the Christmas lights

Let's get real fucked up
Like the old times