Killer Klowns from Outer Space the Musical

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream
We'll give you the stick
You give it a lick

This is Lovers' Lane brothers, not a kids' playground
If you're my real friends you'll stop cockblocking me
While I'm trying to pound
Geez

Hold it Mike, put it away, stop it
Look up there, is that Halley's Comet?
As much as I'd love to rock your world
I'd prefer to give finding that shooting star a whirl

What did you do with my dog?
I don't understand
I'll rip this carnival apart
With my bare hands

This is that new wave
European circus, fantastique
Was it decorated by Clowns R Us?
Or weirdo circus freaks?

Dammit Mike, this is no theme park
We gotta split
The shooting star we went looking for
We are in it

Killer Klowns from outer space
Killer Klowns from outer space
Killer Klowns from outer space
Killer Klowns from outer space

It's scum like you that are killing this town
That's my new decree
Make a dummy out of yourself
But you won't make a dummy out of me

They're using shadow puppets to eat folks
I'm not making this up, this isn't a joke
Using boxing gloves to knock heads clean off
Slurping victims out using whacky straws

Ah, there's nothing better than a nice, long shower
That is, until popcorn evolves into demons
Ready to devour
The clowns have captured me
They wanna take me away
Can anybody rescue me?
From my cotton candy fate

Isn't it ironic
I'm a dummy now, I got fooled
Oh, don't worry Dave
All we want to do is kill you

If you were a clown, where would you hide?
The amusement park
Oh, joy
We gotta save Deb before it's too late
What are you gonna do with those pies, boys?

Killer Klowns from outer space
Killer Klowns from outer space
Killer Klowns from outer space
Killer Klowns from outer space