Elf
I don't wanna lot for Christmas
I got everything I need
I don't even need these bagels
Or the christmas tree
That I stole from the park next door
I don't wanna go to parties
Small talk with stranger
Another glass of bubbly
Another plasticine manger
Do you think Dave would notice
If I took the plasticine
And made it into something quite obscene?
I just wanna be the elf on the shelf
In the hat and the scarf and the socks
What's the matter with that?
And the cat doesn't know
That I'm hiding in the snow
He's gonna get a fright!
Stay tuned for tonight
It's two days til Christmas
I've not got my boyfriend anything
I might just turn up at his house
Wearing absolutely nothing
But his mum might answer the door!
I quite like my boyfriend
It's only been five weeks
I dunno if he loves me
But I know he likes
His face in my double D's!
I just wanna be the elf on the shelf
In the hat and the scarf and the socks
What's the matter with that?
And the cat doesn't know
That I'm hiding in the snow
He's gonna get a fright!
Stay tuned for tonight
I just wanna be the elf who knows
Where to go to find the snow
Drag my boyfriend, here we go
On our way to Santa's grotto!
I just wanna be the elf on the shelf
In the hat and the scarf and the socks
What's the matter with that?
And the cat doesn't know
That I'm hiding in the snow
He's gonna get a fright!
Stay tuned for tonight
I just wanna be the elf on the shelf
I'm never gonna quit
What if Christmas is shit?
My boyfriend doesn't care
I'm full of Christmas cheer
I think I need another beer!
I just wanna be the elf on the shelf
Hat and scarf
Scarf and the socks
Socks and a beer
Full of Christmas cheer
I got everything I need
I don't even need these bagels
Or the christmas tree
That I stole from the park next door
I don't wanna go to parties
Small talk with stranger
Another glass of bubbly
Another plasticine manger
Do you think Dave would notice
If I took the plasticine
And made it into something quite obscene?
I just wanna be the elf on the shelf
In the hat and the scarf and the socks
What's the matter with that?
And the cat doesn't know
That I'm hiding in the snow
He's gonna get a fright!
Stay tuned for tonight
It's two days til Christmas
I've not got my boyfriend anything
I might just turn up at his house
Wearing absolutely nothing
But his mum might answer the door!
I quite like my boyfriend
It's only been five weeks
I dunno if he loves me
But I know he likes
His face in my double D's!
I just wanna be the elf on the shelf
In the hat and the scarf and the socks
What's the matter with that?
And the cat doesn't know
That I'm hiding in the snow
He's gonna get a fright!
Stay tuned for tonight
I just wanna be the elf who knows
Where to go to find the snow
Drag my boyfriend, here we go
On our way to Santa's grotto!
I just wanna be the elf on the shelf
In the hat and the scarf and the socks
What's the matter with that?
And the cat doesn't know
That I'm hiding in the snow
He's gonna get a fright!
Stay tuned for tonight
I just wanna be the elf on the shelf
I'm never gonna quit
What if Christmas is shit?
My boyfriend doesn't care
I'm full of Christmas cheer
I think I need another beer!
I just wanna be the elf on the shelf
Hat and scarf
Scarf and the socks
Socks and a beer
Full of Christmas cheer
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Writer(s): Jessica Smith
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