Very Merry Jewish Christmas

Santa's on his sleigh
Each child accounted for
But he always skips my house
With the mezuzah on the door

If we could coexist
So he could put me on the nice list
There's just one thing I'd ask him for

No I don't need an NJB
There's just one place I want to be
And it's underneath your mistletoe

Won't you please be my Hanukkah gift this year
With a little bit of simchah and a little cheer
My blue and white would look so good
With your red and green
And the rabbis would smile while the church bells ring
And I'll pretend to know the words when we go caroling
Please make my wish come true
I want a very Merry Jewish Christmas with you

Another year gone by
And I still haven't found the one
I guess it's harder finding love
Than finding the afikoman
But if you took a chance
On this sorta kosher romance
It would be a miracle

Won't you please be my Hanukkah gift this year
With a little bit of simchah and a little cheer
My blue and white would look so good
Next to red and green
And we'll sit by the fire playing dreidel games
And I will try to memorize all of the reindeer's names
Please make my wish come true
I want a very Merry Jewish Christmas

Let's make our love story something too naughty
For hallmark to ever write
And no I can't give you 12 days of Christmas but baby
I'll give you 8 rockin' nights

Won't you please be my Hanukkah gift this year
With a little bit of simchah and a little cheer
My blue and white would look so good
With your red and green
And the rabbis would smile while the church bells ring
And I'll pretend to know the words when we go caroling
Please make my wish come true
I want a very Merry Jewish Christmas with you



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Writer(s): Yael Karoly
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