Pandemichristmas

Pandemic Christmas and I'm stuck inside
My eyes are red and they're very wide

I wanna run but there's nowhere to hide
Sit back and enjoy the sleigh ride

Pandemic Christmas
Pandemic Christmas
Pandemic Christmas

I've got a reindeer on my mask
How will I complete the next task

Stuff my stocking with hand sanitizer
I feel like I'm ten years older and wiser

The snow is falling and I'm afraid of ice
Something something about being naughty or nice

Look at the chimney here comes Santa clause
A lot of people happy about not seeing their in laws

My cup is filled with rum and eggnog
My best friend is my dog

I'm not the grinch and her name isn't Max
Remember the days when we'd send a fax?

Who will get presents, who will get coal?
Oh no that's America's last toilet roll

All I do all day is send tweets
Work, do the dishes and order Uber Eats

Shop local and shop small
Elves are notoriously not very tall

That's all I've got
Is Rudolph still around or did he get shot?



Credits
Writer(s): Emily Ford
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