Kitschy Christmas

We're gonna have a kitschy Christmas
Have a spiked eggnog or two
Deck out the tree made from aluminum
And I'll be havin' lots of fun
Having a kitschy Christmas with you

There's a flamingo with a Santa hat on
And he's a standing in the snow on the lawn
Out in front of a Wright House
Just a little south of town
And it's a-rockin' as we get our holiday on

Burl Ives is playin' on the HiFi
Mr. Brown's dancing with his wife
Cousin Jack's wearin' a lampshade
On top of his beret
And covering the tree in Shiny Brights

Let's get a martini from the bar
Staying warm as the snow falls
We'll dress you up as Santa Claus
Hand out presents while kids "ooh" and "ah"

The carolers are coming up the drive
Singing "Jingle Bells" like it's a jive
They brought hot chocolate
(With whiskey in it, you can bet)
This is the best part of Christmas time!

We're gonna have a kitschy Christmas
Santa's got a rocket for a sleigh
The tree is pink and shining bright
On this kitschy Christmas night
Let's go home in your Chevrolet
Can't wait for Christmas Day



Credits
Writer(s): Charity Luthy
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