It's Chanukah! (vocals, piano, horns)

I love the winter when they deck the halls
Seeing Santa as he laughs in the mall
Baby's crying as the mom strikes a pose
Take a picture but ignore the runny nose

Fa la la la la la la ho ho ho
Steal a kiss under the mistletoe
Have some food, take a long-distance call
Oh holy night, yeah, I love it all!

But what do you do?
What do you do?
What do you do?
Whaddya do if you're a Jew?

Oh oh, it's Channukah!
8 Nights of Stamina
For your lady or man-ica
With you, with you
Oh oh, it's Channukah!
Across the world and Canada
We didn't die, we won, let's eat!
With Jews, with you!

Some go around singing carols on the lawn
And all we have is that Adam Sandler song
Spin the dreidel, decorate Christmas trees
Sing of wise men or sing of Maccabees

But what do you do?
What do you do?
What do you do?
Whaddya do when you're a Jew?

Oh oh, it's Channukah!
8 Nights of Stamina
That's a sexual double-entendre
For you, for you
Oh oh it's Channukah!
Found in the Apocrapha
We didn't die, we won, let's eat!
With Jews, with you!

Didja you know you can take any love song
And where it says "you," substitute "Jew?" It's true!

Oh oh, it's Channukah!
8 Nights of Stamina
That's a sexual double-entendre
For you, for you
Oh oh, it's Channukah!
Across the world and Canada
We didn't die, we won, let's eat!
With Jews, with you!
With Jews, with you!



Credits
Writer(s): Jeffrey Bobrick
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