Kick Your Ass
I'm tough... but I'm smooth
Got big muscles and I got groove
I may look fly and be filled with class
But you better not cross me, boy, cuz I'll kick your ass!
Come on. It's clear that I am such a baller cuz I fight hard
And I don't stink cuz my deodorant is Right Guard
Kicked out of every soccer game, give me the red card
I'll beat up every single bully and you know.
You know I never lost a fight to nobody
I'm a man of the people, drive a Prius, no Bugatti
When I'm flexing the beach they say "damn, there goes a hottie!"
You can never stop me, I'm like Gotti mixed with Pavarotti
(Opera riff) mama mia!
I said I always strike first, I never strike out
And you can catch these hands if I ever find out
That you're cappin while I'm rippin and rappin
Movin' to the beat, and your booty cheeks clapping'
Your face to the floor, that's 'bout to happen
Cuz inflicting pain is my passion
I'm tough... but I'm smooth
Got big muscles and I got groove
I may look fly and be filled with class
But you better not cross me, boy, cuz I'll kick your ass!
Strolling down the block, here comes a jock.
Tryna pass me, gives a little shoulder knock
I say "hey man, you tryna take this outside?"
He says "what do you mean? we are already outside"
Don't correct me, pal, this is not a school day
Mama said knock you out like cool j
Sorry man, you're messing with the wrong cool jew
Cuz that's what I came to do, deliver pain to you
I smacked him with a left, I clocked him with a right
I beat him up all day 'till his hair turned white,
He said "please dude! show some restraint!"
I threw him to the ground "hell no, I ain't!"
Now for those of you who don't think I'm hard
Get in a fight with me, we'll see who comes out scarred!
Cuz this nice Jewish boy won't just take you to lunch,
I vanquish my enemies and I pack a punch!
I'm tough... but I'm smooth
Got big muscles and I got groove
I may look fly and be filled with class
But you better not cross me, boy, cuz I'll kick your ass!
I will seriously kick your ass
If you're hundred years old or a baby
I will kick your ass on your birthday
I have an inferiority complex so it makes me feel good to imagine that I am physically intimidating
Even though I've never been in a fight
I just wanna kick somebody's ass
Any volunteers?
Got big muscles and I got groove
I may look fly and be filled with class
But you better not cross me, boy, cuz I'll kick your ass!
Come on. It's clear that I am such a baller cuz I fight hard
And I don't stink cuz my deodorant is Right Guard
Kicked out of every soccer game, give me the red card
I'll beat up every single bully and you know.
You know I never lost a fight to nobody
I'm a man of the people, drive a Prius, no Bugatti
When I'm flexing the beach they say "damn, there goes a hottie!"
You can never stop me, I'm like Gotti mixed with Pavarotti
(Opera riff) mama mia!
I said I always strike first, I never strike out
And you can catch these hands if I ever find out
That you're cappin while I'm rippin and rappin
Movin' to the beat, and your booty cheeks clapping'
Your face to the floor, that's 'bout to happen
Cuz inflicting pain is my passion
I'm tough... but I'm smooth
Got big muscles and I got groove
I may look fly and be filled with class
But you better not cross me, boy, cuz I'll kick your ass!
Strolling down the block, here comes a jock.
Tryna pass me, gives a little shoulder knock
I say "hey man, you tryna take this outside?"
He says "what do you mean? we are already outside"
Don't correct me, pal, this is not a school day
Mama said knock you out like cool j
Sorry man, you're messing with the wrong cool jew
Cuz that's what I came to do, deliver pain to you
I smacked him with a left, I clocked him with a right
I beat him up all day 'till his hair turned white,
He said "please dude! show some restraint!"
I threw him to the ground "hell no, I ain't!"
Now for those of you who don't think I'm hard
Get in a fight with me, we'll see who comes out scarred!
Cuz this nice Jewish boy won't just take you to lunch,
I vanquish my enemies and I pack a punch!
I'm tough... but I'm smooth
Got big muscles and I got groove
I may look fly and be filled with class
But you better not cross me, boy, cuz I'll kick your ass!
I will seriously kick your ass
If you're hundred years old or a baby
I will kick your ass on your birthday
I have an inferiority complex so it makes me feel good to imagine that I am physically intimidating
Even though I've never been in a fight
I just wanna kick somebody's ass
Any volunteers?
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Writer(s): Noah Bender
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