That Kind of Holiday Show

It's December, oh, the splendor of the season known as Christmastime
There's carols and cocoa, blinking bulbs and boughs of pine
We'll sing some, bells ring some
As we sleigh ride through the snow
Trim the tree and follow me
It's that kind of holiday show

It's December, hey bartender, can I get another vodka here?
The season just started, but I can't take Christmas cheer
So we'll sit some and we'll bitch some
'Til the New Year comes and goes
Deck the hall with alcohol
It's that kind of holiday show

Lighting candles, singing carols (I'm just here)
Do we know our gay apparel? (To get paid and get laid)
Jingle belling, our hearts swelling (so on with the show)
Just ignore her, start the choreo

So surrender to December
'Cause you can't escape the horror
Yeah, watch us (scotch us), be flawless (I'm nauseous)
How 'bout we stick to water?
So we'll sing something winsome (I'm fine)
With our hearts and pipes aglow
Jinkx, you can't do drugs on screen
It's that kind of holiday show

Thank you, Jesus
For giving us
Shows each Christmas
That pretty much write themselves

It's December (it's December), oh, the splendor (bartender)
Of the season known as Christmastime (can I get a vodka here?)
There is carol and cocoa (the season just started)
Blinking bulbs and boughs of pine (but I can't take Christmas cheer)
We'll sing some (so we'll sit some), bells ring some (and we'll bitch some)
As we sleigh ride through the snow (until it goes)

Here we come a wassailing
What the fuck is wassailing?
Harsh or tender
On or off a bender
Either way, December
It's time for some kind of holiday show