Dear Santa
Ahh, Christmas time
Everyone's favorite time of the year
I know I enjoy it
Until that big, fat, red-suited man
Doesn't give you what you want
Ain't no one like me
So, you know what?
I dedicate this one out to Santa
Dear, Santa
Here's my letter to you
Christmas time
It's time to go, go, go
Can't be sitting here naughty
With those ho, ho, hoes
Santa coming down the chimney
Don't ya know, know, know?
Giving presents for the year?
I want more, more, more
Yo
Listen up, Mr. Claus
This another year I don't get a gift
Here's another year I shed a tear
Another year I might drink a beer
'Cause I don't even know why
I try to be nice
You got one chance to make it right
You got one night to make us tight
I better see a gift on Christmas night
But if not, then that's okay
I'ma get Mrs. Claus to ride my sleigh
She gon' scream, she gon' yell
Maybe after this I'll probably got to hell
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, can't you tell?
I'm gonna snow on her jingle bells
You get it 'cause, her nipple
Yeah, ayy, I'm goin to hell for that
Jesus name in vain is bad for some
She said, "Joy to the world, the Lord has cum"
To be honest, I might be dumb
And got kind of stuck in this conundrum
So, I didn't have any words that rhymed
So, I just went-
Anyway
Dear Santa, you know I don't really mean this
But, to be honest you're being another word for penis
So, just give me what I want
So, to the other kids on the block I can taunt
These hateful letters will stop
If you give me a toy from the shop
That's all I ask
And Merry Christmas
Signed, Cory
Christmas time
It's time to go, go, go
Can't be sitting here naughty
With those ho, ho, hoes
Santa coming down the chimney
Don't ya know, know, know?
Giving presents for the year?
I want more, more, more
Christmas time
It's time to go, go, go
Can't be sitting here naughty
With those ho, ho, hoes
Santa coming down the chimney
Don't ya know, know, know?
Giving presents for the year?
I want more, more, more
Everyone's favorite time of the year
I know I enjoy it
Until that big, fat, red-suited man
Doesn't give you what you want
Ain't no one like me
So, you know what?
I dedicate this one out to Santa
Dear, Santa
Here's my letter to you
Christmas time
It's time to go, go, go
Can't be sitting here naughty
With those ho, ho, hoes
Santa coming down the chimney
Don't ya know, know, know?
Giving presents for the year?
I want more, more, more
Yo
Listen up, Mr. Claus
This another year I don't get a gift
Here's another year I shed a tear
Another year I might drink a beer
'Cause I don't even know why
I try to be nice
You got one chance to make it right
You got one night to make us tight
I better see a gift on Christmas night
But if not, then that's okay
I'ma get Mrs. Claus to ride my sleigh
She gon' scream, she gon' yell
Maybe after this I'll probably got to hell
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, can't you tell?
I'm gonna snow on her jingle bells
You get it 'cause, her nipple
Yeah, ayy, I'm goin to hell for that
Jesus name in vain is bad for some
She said, "Joy to the world, the Lord has cum"
To be honest, I might be dumb
And got kind of stuck in this conundrum
So, I didn't have any words that rhymed
So, I just went-
Anyway
Dear Santa, you know I don't really mean this
But, to be honest you're being another word for penis
So, just give me what I want
So, to the other kids on the block I can taunt
These hateful letters will stop
If you give me a toy from the shop
That's all I ask
And Merry Christmas
Signed, Cory
Christmas time
It's time to go, go, go
Can't be sitting here naughty
With those ho, ho, hoes
Santa coming down the chimney
Don't ya know, know, know?
Giving presents for the year?
I want more, more, more
Christmas time
It's time to go, go, go
Can't be sitting here naughty
With those ho, ho, hoes
Santa coming down the chimney
Don't ya know, know, know?
Giving presents for the year?
I want more, more, more
Credits
Writer(s): Cory Lane
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