Santa Comes
One, two, let's go
Flying thru the air at Christmas time
All lubed up with Santa's magic slime
Coming down the chimney to assault your wife
Leave the milk and cookies or you'll die tonite
The elves are coming in to join the fun
Anything to make the Santa come
Santa's all about the ho, ho, hoes
He'll wrap up gifts and then take off your clothes
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,
Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen,
The only place that Rudolph's nose goes
Is the same place Santa's dick's in
In spite of all the gifts he's given
There's a lack of joy within him
Santa only cracks a smile
When a mouth is on his foreskin
Ho ho ho
Merry Christmas everyone
Hello, what would you like for xmas this year little boy
Santa knows if you're on the nice list, or if you are naughty
He will come into your house
He will also come into your mom
Santa will spare no expense
You know Santa is here to bring you a little something something
You are all naughty in Santa's eyes
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,
Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen,
The only place that Rudolph's nose goes
Is the same place Santa's dick's in
In spite of all the gifts he's given
There's a lack of joy within him
Santa only cracks a smile
When a mouth is on his foreskin
Flying thru the air at Christmas time
All lubed up with Santa's magic slime
Coming down the chimney to assault your wife
Leave the milk and cookies or you'll die tonite
The elves are coming in to join the fun
Anything to make the Santa come
Santa's all about the ho, ho, hoes
He'll wrap up gifts and then take off your clothes
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,
Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen,
The only place that Rudolph's nose goes
Is the same place Santa's dick's in
In spite of all the gifts he's given
There's a lack of joy within him
Santa only cracks a smile
When a mouth is on his foreskin
Ho ho ho
Merry Christmas everyone
Hello, what would you like for xmas this year little boy
Santa knows if you're on the nice list, or if you are naughty
He will come into your house
He will also come into your mom
Santa will spare no expense
You know Santa is here to bring you a little something something
You are all naughty in Santa's eyes
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,
Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen,
The only place that Rudolph's nose goes
Is the same place Santa's dick's in
In spite of all the gifts he's given
There's a lack of joy within him
Santa only cracks a smile
When a mouth is on his foreskin
Credits
Writer(s): Bear Budzinski
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