Camp Schwab Jingle Bells

Jingle bells, Rudolph smells, gunny shits his pants
The lance corporal is drunk again, and he's on a rant
Jingle bells, Rudolph smells, the trash is full of ants
The duty's making all his rounds and not wearing pants

Dashing through Schwab, in a broken JLTV
Off to the jungle we go, with field stripped MRE's
Off into the night, banana spider webs
Bats just like dogs, and geckos on my head

Jingle bells, Rudolph smells, gunny shits his pants
The lance corporal is drunk again, and he's on a rant
Jingle bells, Rudolph smells, the trash is full of ants
The duty's making all his rounds and not wearing pants



Credits
Writer(s): Lance Kurnal
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