I Was Possessed By An Ultra-Dimensional Being (A Christmas Song)

I promise you I have a gift
Though I don't know what it was
I promise it was nice and sweet
And that it was made of love

But if I'm really honest
I've been through a lot this year
I couldn't tell you where
I put my extra holiday cheer

I was possessed by an ultra-dimensional being
He entered through my ear
And now the ringing's all I'm hearing
Everything is foggy and not because of snow
Can someone tell me who I am
'Cause lately I don't know

Do I call the man in the big red suit, Santa, or Saint Nick?
When I go to fight do I punch first, do I hypnotize, or kick?
Do I build a snowman? Do I even like the snow?
Does anyone remember how the lantern oath should go?

I was possessed by an ultra-dimensional being
He entered through my ear
And now the ringing's all I'm hearing
Everything is foggy and not because of snow
Can someone tell me who I am
'Cause lately I don't

Ring, ring, ring, ring
Ring, ring, ring, ring
Ring, ring, ring, ring
Ring, ring, ring, ring
Wait!

The ringing finally stops and I remember all I didn't know
I remember my gifts sucked and I forgot to wrap them up with bows

I'll keep pretending I forget
Say my memory's still ringing
So 'til December 26th
I will just keep on singing

I was possessed by an ultra-dimensional being
He entered through my ear
And now the ringing's all I'm hearing
Everything is foggy and not because of snow
Can someone tell me who I am
'Cause I lately don't know