Hey Old Man

Hey old man what a year
And this way lean your ear
I was never naughty and I was never not
But I don't ever seem to get what I want

Well you know you've seen me sleep
Creatures stirring all skin deep
And you know when I'm awake
How is that good for goodness sake

Visions dancing in my head
Jolly old apocalypse, goodwill towards men

I don't know how not to cry
Sugarplum daggers out my eyes
I was never nice and I was never not
But I don't ever seem to get what I want

How are you forever old
Baby Jesus bought and sold
Goose be cooked but reindeer fly
Christmas dinner feed me lies

Open fire, world aglow
Jolly old apocalypse, just let it snow

Merry Christmas and a big fuck you
Silver bells, well fuck them too
Don't tell me when not to pout
Merry Christmas, I want out
Season's Greetings seeing red
Silent Night stuck in my head
Constant whisper in my ear
Merry Christmas, fuck this year



Credits
Writer(s): Angela Mullenhour
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