Coach
This shit seems to happen, every year
But, shit, what can I do?
Still flying coach
Still living rogue
Still you don't know
Who the fuck is Uno?
Got a Got a new team
Every fucking year
They asking how I feel?
I drink another beer
Why's this always happen, happen to me?
I was happily attracted to the last fucking team
So I sat when in need, played my ass off indeed
But still no call back like that ass didn't please
This a vacay to you, it's a business to me
That's the difference my G, I take it seriously
Yeah best out of 5, we winning convincingly
Cuz' I can hit both sides, I'm living bi-curiously
But you do it for rec, you need to pump you E brake
What's the Score? Peon. Now suck this D skank
Observatory, but you never see (C) me mayne
I'm a purist, catching a buzz like a bee (B) dang
Ba-bang ba-bang bang, yeah you're A major douche
You're still a player too and you're just a failure, oops
But now we strangers too look what they made you do
Well, they made you lose, time to hang it up my dude
Still flying coach
Still living rogue
Still you don't know
Who the fuck is Uno?
Got a Got a new team
Every fucking year
They asking how I feel?
I drink another beer
UNO with a PEN is like that beer you're about to toss me
UNOPEN, cold - the opposite of coffee
But when UNO's IN, there's UNION no boss, see
Unity, Community, yeah a true posse
But they wanna divide, tell me to pick a side
Can't we keep it neutral, nah put it in drive
Gotta reverse your thoughts, that's mental suicide
Need to park your inner demons, life's a joyride
Look what I attend to (10-2) but I don't give a shit
About no football, jerkoffs, or the president
I'd rather drink, win, and not be celibate
But they're not sure if I'm setting the proper precedent
It's evident I'm heaven sent, the best teammate
But still no offers, well how convenient
Softball world is so mischievous
Egregious, only appeasing to the evils
But I got a new coach
How's the season gonna go?
Yeah nobody knows
But we still gonna show
Give 100%
Gotta find a way to win
Maybe make a new friend
It's FOE to the end
But, shit, what can I do?
Still flying coach
Still living rogue
Still you don't know
Who the fuck is Uno?
Got a Got a new team
Every fucking year
They asking how I feel?
I drink another beer
Why's this always happen, happen to me?
I was happily attracted to the last fucking team
So I sat when in need, played my ass off indeed
But still no call back like that ass didn't please
This a vacay to you, it's a business to me
That's the difference my G, I take it seriously
Yeah best out of 5, we winning convincingly
Cuz' I can hit both sides, I'm living bi-curiously
But you do it for rec, you need to pump you E brake
What's the Score? Peon. Now suck this D skank
Observatory, but you never see (C) me mayne
I'm a purist, catching a buzz like a bee (B) dang
Ba-bang ba-bang bang, yeah you're A major douche
You're still a player too and you're just a failure, oops
But now we strangers too look what they made you do
Well, they made you lose, time to hang it up my dude
Still flying coach
Still living rogue
Still you don't know
Who the fuck is Uno?
Got a Got a new team
Every fucking year
They asking how I feel?
I drink another beer
UNO with a PEN is like that beer you're about to toss me
UNOPEN, cold - the opposite of coffee
But when UNO's IN, there's UNION no boss, see
Unity, Community, yeah a true posse
But they wanna divide, tell me to pick a side
Can't we keep it neutral, nah put it in drive
Gotta reverse your thoughts, that's mental suicide
Need to park your inner demons, life's a joyride
Look what I attend to (10-2) but I don't give a shit
About no football, jerkoffs, or the president
I'd rather drink, win, and not be celibate
But they're not sure if I'm setting the proper precedent
It's evident I'm heaven sent, the best teammate
But still no offers, well how convenient
Softball world is so mischievous
Egregious, only appeasing to the evils
But I got a new coach
How's the season gonna go?
Yeah nobody knows
But we still gonna show
Give 100%
Gotta find a way to win
Maybe make a new friend
It's FOE to the end
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Writer(s): Dylan Monroe
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