Wes Anderson

The lady on ol' Bluff Road
That runs a dog grooming business
Had her life changed ten years ago today
When a series of violent forces came her way

There were floods like you've never seen
Water as high as a giraffe's back left knee
She didn't know just what to do
She never thought that her life could become a Looney Tunes cartoon

I can't stand that gorilla
That walks around in the pink spacesuit
She does absolutely nothing for me
Come to think of it, you and her are one in the same

But I would much rather take that bitch
If for nothing else but to say
Animal Crossing and drum beats
On my television delay the pain

The next verse is pretty funny
And a good metaphor for the mood of this song

I'm not like the other girls
I watch Wes Anderson movies
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Will play in my head as I pass away

But all I really wanna be
Is something that people want to see
I would give Mr. Anderson away
If it were for peace of mind today