I Want Some McDonald's

Yeah, yo, yeah, yo

Yo! Chillin' in the crib with the fam, right?
Got a party planned, it's gon' be a big night
But before we get to bumpin' the beats
I'm thinkin' maybe we should go and get somethin' to eat
There's a McDonald's like just up the street
We can make it pretty quick if we just hustle our feet!

My son said, "I don't want McDonald's"
I said, "Listen buddy
I got a real mean craving for some chicken nuggies!"
And I'm buyin' so c'mon
We slidin' to the spot
Where they fry 'em up in grease
Then they liе 'em in the box
We walkеd in I ran up to the counter like a boss
Lemme get a number ten and some sweet n' sour sauce

But this dude was rude in a bad mood
He gave me 'tude, wasn't cool, I just want food
And he was acting in an unpleasant manner and then he said
"I promise it's only ketchup on my hammer"
Uh okay

I just wanted McDonald's
So I went to McDonald's
But I swear this dude Ronald, he really got it out for me
(And I'm just tryin' to eat)
I just want some McDonald's
So I went to McDonald's
But I swear this dude Ronald, he really got it out for me

Would you like fries with that?
Nah we straight, we gon' wait over there
Uh, nevermind that guy's kinda weird
But as we was able to sit down
That sick clown's like
"Wrong table, can't sit here!"
Okay dude

Yo, why is he acting really mean and nuts?
I'm just tryin' to shower the sweet n' sour
All over my chicken nuggs
But he's acting really creepy got me wonderin' if I'm seein' stuff
Went to take a bite, that's when I seen the creeper creepin' up

Yo, this is awkward, can you like go away?
I can't even eat my food my dude, this was a total waste
If you're just gonna stare at us my guy
Can you just throw away my tray
And we'll hit the room right there where we can go and play?
Yay!

Time passed before you know it
All my homies wylin' out
And hoppin' into the foam pit
And then he came in all creepy and makin' us nervous
And asked how we rated his customer service
(It was really bad)

I just wanted McDonald's
So I went to McDonald's
But I swear this dude Ronald, he really got it out for me
(How about an apple pie?)
I just want some McDonald's
So I went to McDonald's
But I swear this dude Ronald, he really got it out for me
(Ugh what?)

Sorry to bother you sir, but I just gotta say
Sorry about earlier, first day on the job today
Had to get the orientation process
Up out of the way, and I can't even figure out
Like where to put the mops away
Dropped my hammer in the ketchup vat up in the back room
Oh, it's really ketchup on that hammer?
Yeah dude, what else would it be?
Hmm

Anyway guy, just wanted to apologize
And say have a good day, bye!
Oh, and by the way, you almost sat up in some mustard
I didn't mean to come off rude I just got really flustered
I didn't want to end up messin' your clothes up
If it were me with mustard on my pants
Yo! I would probably go nuts!

Haha! Just kidding man, hope you all enjoyed the food
Here's a couple coupons, I got a couple for your boys here too
But anyway guys, hope you have a great night
You'll come and see us again on another day, right?
Uh, yeah

I just wanted McDonald's
So I went to McDonald's
But I swear this dude Ronald, I thought he had it out for me
(But he turned out alright)
I just want some McDonald's
So I went to McDonald's
But I swear this dude Ronald, I thought he had it out-