Drink 'Em Pretty

I'm sittin' on a stool, lookin' mighty cool
At the local beer joint in town
I got my buddy on my right and he's feeling good tonight
He's ' bout to throw another cold on down

Well we're not the kinda guys who are lookin' for a prize
Play it safe is our M.O.
But there really ain't a choice, you can hear it in his voice
He looks at me and says here we go

Looks like tonight, we'll have to Drink 'Em Pretty
Raise your glass and drink your cares away
He says tonight we'll have to Drink 'Em Pretty
Drink 'Em up fast before they get away

You see the one that's on his right is giving me a fright
She's big enough to swallow us whole
She smokes and wears the patch, but at least her tattoos match
Her friend is skinny as a pole

Well the clock is reaching two, we're contemplating what to do
But we're not the kind to make a fuss
She says, "What about it boys, you wanna go and make some noise
How 'bout you do a two-step with us"

Looks like tonight, we'll have to Drink 'Em Pretty
Raise your glass and drink your cares away
He says tonight we'll have to Drink 'Em Pretty
Drink 'Em up fast before they get away

Looks like tonight, we'll have to Drink 'Em Pretty
Raise your glass and drink your cares away
He says tonight we'll have to Drink 'Em Pretty
Drink 'Em up fast before they get away

Let me tell y'all, this is gonna put me in the wingman hall of fame
"Hey bartender, I'll have me another cold one, right about now