Alastor's Game

I've got a game I wanna show you
If I tell you my name, you'll have to play too
I've been here for years, biding my time
Waiting and primed
Until I could find you

Just sign on the line and we can be friends
I'll be here for you until your world ends
Enjoy all the toys I will supply
You only live once

And you'll be mine the day you die
I'll have my payment
Your eternal soul's enslavement
Did you divide our dark arrangement?
You were lovely entertainment

The dark desires that you've been servin'
You can bet that you're deserving
No regret for who you're hurtin'
Why, it's almost like you're flirtin'

Come into my world, take a look at me
I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon
I'm your first last resort, so call me
When you need a helping hand
Play your cards wrong and I'll see you soon

Sorry, I don't mean to alarm you
If you ask me to stay, I would be charmed to
You all have such cozy little lives
How do you survive like that? I wish I knew
But, you've got a lovely little secret
You're tired of feelin' awful small

(So you) give Mr. Alastor a call to make a deal
Because you're hungry for all the sights
You want to see them, earthly delights
You feel you need them
Your appetites, I'll help you feed them
I'll be your sweet radio demon

And once your hunger has abated
Don't forget your friend who waited
Watched as you indulged your thirst and
Did I mention that you're cursed?

Come into my world, take a look at me
I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon
I'm your first last resort, so call me
When you need a helping hand
Play your cards wrong and I'll see you soon

You lay your chips out on the table, now
When you gamble souls, the house will always win
I'm double-dealing in betrayal
And I'm here to cash my payout
I hope it was worth the life of sin

Welcome to my world, take a look around
Inside your nightmare, deep beyond the mortal veil
You made a wrong turn at the crossroads
Now, you're at the final episode
Eternity with me, in Hell

Pleasure to play, how I enjoyed you
Suffice to say, when I play, I don't lose
Collect on the debts that you've accrued
It was such a gas, I really am amused

Have a dark thought, I'm right beside you
A casual whisper just to guide you
Look over your shoulder and I'm gone
Remember this song
And I bid you adieu