Try To Get It Right This Time

I tried to write a song that's sort of uplifting
Ended up snacking on Donner and Blitzen
It's time to straighten up and be of good cheer
Try not to be a total asshole this year
Don't take methamphetamines and yell at the mirror
Don't respond to everything in panic and fear

This year we're finally getting everything right
Won't damage public property, won't get into fights
This year we're finally gonna walk in the light
Now all our troubles will be out of sight

If could go back and tell myself something
Warn myself about that one really dumb thing
I might forget and try to find my baby
Back to that crazy and dangerous lady
Might help myself to her biscuits and gravy
I wonder what she's been up to lately

This year i won't make any dumb mistakes
Ain't gonna pick up any poisonous snakes
This year I know I'm gonna finally rise
Might even try on a new hat for size

I went to my psychiatrist, and he said that all I had to do was

Try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try...