The Christmas Track
There's a guy named Bill
And he likes to dress up like Santa
And rob Christmas Presents
In Louisiana
He puts the stolen Presents under the tree
And his children wake up on Christmas day
Iced Tea
Bill tells his children to open the Presents
And he gives his son Frank a Christmas Present
And then he says Frank this one is for you
And then Frank asks why it says Megan on his Present
Bill responds with oh sorry I spelt your name wrong
And then Frank opens his Present after waiting so long
And to his surprise it's a box of Tampons
Frank responds with why did you give me tampons
Bill responds with because you need them
The story is over and I won't say it again
Skirt skirt skirt
Oh yeah
And he likes to dress up like Santa
And rob Christmas Presents
In Louisiana
He puts the stolen Presents under the tree
And his children wake up on Christmas day
Iced Tea
Bill tells his children to open the Presents
And he gives his son Frank a Christmas Present
And then he says Frank this one is for you
And then Frank asks why it says Megan on his Present
Bill responds with oh sorry I spelt your name wrong
And then Frank opens his Present after waiting so long
And to his surprise it's a box of Tampons
Frank responds with why did you give me tampons
Bill responds with because you need them
The story is over and I won't say it again
Skirt skirt skirt
Oh yeah
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Writer(s): Infected Object
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