Life of a Bard
Hey there, I'm the bard of the team
I got a tragic backstory and my class is a meme
I'm the ace of the race, the other parties are wack
I'm a jack of all trades, including the jack
'Scuse me, barmaid in a skirt
I hope you don't mind but I'm a devious flirt
Let me up on the stage, of your beauty I'll sing
And I'll show you just how I strum my strings
Hey now, this is the life of the bard
Just how, did you flirt with the guard?
Hey wow, you're in for a treat
As I flirt with every NPC, woo
Well hi, elder dragon of gold
Your scales are stunning, your character, bold
May we see your horde? We've been searching for miles
Maybe I could be the greatest gem in your pile, ooh
Hey you, mercenary at work
Why don't you join our team? And I give him a smirk
I promise you I can give you plenty
Roll for persuasion?
Nat 20!
Hey now, this is the life of the bard
Just how, did you flirt with the guard?
Hey wow, you're in for a treat
As I flirt with every NPC, woo
As you walk in the tavern, you notice a guy
He talks of destruction and if you're ready to die (ha-ha-ha)
He's the big bad evil guy, come to ruin your day
After giving his evil speech, what do you say?
Well, I grab my ukulele, and sing
Oh, no
Hey you, with the villainous smile
Why don't you come and stay and get to know me a while?
We're two of a kind, two sides of a coin
Well, I've got no tail, I can give you some-
Uh, boy...
Hey you, Mr. Evilous Max
You seem pretty hungry, why don't you have a snack?
You can change your ways, I'll just roll with the luck
Well, I'm underleveled, but I can still fu-
Hey now, this is the life of the bard
Just how, did you flirt with the guard?
Hey wow, you're in for a treat
As I flirt with every NPC, woo
Hey now, this is the life of the bard
Just how, did you flirt with the guard?
This curse can be a bitch
Welp, you've successfully charmed the lich
Yeah, woo
Wait, what?
I got a tragic backstory and my class is a meme
I'm the ace of the race, the other parties are wack
I'm a jack of all trades, including the jack
'Scuse me, barmaid in a skirt
I hope you don't mind but I'm a devious flirt
Let me up on the stage, of your beauty I'll sing
And I'll show you just how I strum my strings
Hey now, this is the life of the bard
Just how, did you flirt with the guard?
Hey wow, you're in for a treat
As I flirt with every NPC, woo
Well hi, elder dragon of gold
Your scales are stunning, your character, bold
May we see your horde? We've been searching for miles
Maybe I could be the greatest gem in your pile, ooh
Hey you, mercenary at work
Why don't you join our team? And I give him a smirk
I promise you I can give you plenty
Roll for persuasion?
Nat 20!
Hey now, this is the life of the bard
Just how, did you flirt with the guard?
Hey wow, you're in for a treat
As I flirt with every NPC, woo
As you walk in the tavern, you notice a guy
He talks of destruction and if you're ready to die (ha-ha-ha)
He's the big bad evil guy, come to ruin your day
After giving his evil speech, what do you say?
Well, I grab my ukulele, and sing
Oh, no
Hey you, with the villainous smile
Why don't you come and stay and get to know me a while?
We're two of a kind, two sides of a coin
Well, I've got no tail, I can give you some-
Uh, boy...
Hey you, Mr. Evilous Max
You seem pretty hungry, why don't you have a snack?
You can change your ways, I'll just roll with the luck
Well, I'm underleveled, but I can still fu-
Hey now, this is the life of the bard
Just how, did you flirt with the guard?
Hey wow, you're in for a treat
As I flirt with every NPC, woo
Hey now, this is the life of the bard
Just how, did you flirt with the guard?
This curse can be a bitch
Welp, you've successfully charmed the lich
Yeah, woo
Wait, what?
Credits
Writer(s): Catherine Felix, Robin Beddow
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