Mystery Inc Rap Cypher

Look, I'm a talking dog
More entertaining than any Looney Toon
Just want a snack chill with Shaggy
No time for spooky ghouls

Got 4 legs, they're all the better for running
A Classical speech impediment
Used for bait or a goofy ruse

Give me a scooby snack
And you're boosting my confidence
Make that 2 and I'm rocking it
Yeah, it's food that I'm wanting kids

Cannot see me? I'm obvious
That's a wrap, now you're walking it
Always said that I'm meddling
And the courtesy's Scooby Doo's

Set the traps
No setbacks
Get kidnapped?
It's all an act

Yeah I got that villain info
And I might be danger prone
Yo you better watch your tone
Or you can do this on your own!

Yeah you know you need me
And you ain't deceiving

Smarter than I look
No it ain't cause of books
Common sense'll leave you shook
Ha, got you on my hook

This win is ours to take
But nah there ain't no cake
'Traye' of brownies, you better thank
Now relax you'll, chill and bake

Like ZOINKS SCOOOOOOB
Gonna eat the beat like I eat some food
Scarf it down man, like, they saying what the heck
Who else you know than can rock a green v-neck
Mystery Inc, with the ink from these lines
420 In the van, been nice since '69
Are you challenging me? Turn this whole thing like sour
And that wasn't even 1% of my power

Yeah I got that big brain
It'll drive you insane
Without me? There's no gain
So forget your disdain

Wanna know why I lose my glasses?
I'm going to kick your criminal asses
Specially if one of them trespasses
Trust and believe, all types of grasses

People think I'm crazy because I'm not skeptical
You wouldn't be either if you'd seen the spectacles
I've seen so don't try to come thinking you'll get it
Me and my crew will pull up, find where you're headed

Fab 5 Fred lookin fresh to death
I gotta groovy gang that I represent
Mystery Machine green like Listerine
Solvin mysteries Then we hit some trees
But we gotta keep it quiet like Mr. Bean
Cause the kid's TV needs to be PG
F-R-E-D thats who I am
Ladies take a ride in my spooky van



Credits
Writer(s): Earl Rogers
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