Maintenance Man

Hey, is James in today?
Yeah, we broke another lamp
I know! We're so clumsy

We must admit
We have a little crush
On the maintenance man

All we do is break shit
So someone else can fix it
Sometimes it's on purpose
But please don't tell our secret

Fuck our lights went out
Maybe cause we flipped the fuse
Offended by your doubt
You assume we think the breakers hard to use
Shit our fridge ain't cold
Probably cause we unplugged it
Don't need your hand to hold
But we'll gladly take your digits

You think that we don't know how to manage our household
But you're only handy when you're being our eye candy

All we do is break shit
Please don't tell our secret

Our apartments hot
Guess we'll have to take our shirts off
You can take yours off too
Fix our sink, it's clogged
If you see us staring no we're not
Our microwave explodes
You know we put foil in there, right
Don't need your hand to hold
But thank you for the pleasant sight

You think that we don't know how to manage our household
But you're only handy when you're being our eye candy

All we do is break shit
So someone else can fix it
Sometimes it's on purpose
But please don't tell our secret

Shh, don't tell our secret



Credits
Writer(s): Ally Sharp
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