Tiny Penis Elvis
I've got a teeny tiny penis
In my pants
You might not have even seen it
At first glance
But take my word, Honey
It's down there
You probably mistook it
For a pubic hair
It kinda curves like a little piggy tail
Well, I'm hung like an amoeba
But I'm super glad to see ya
You know my wiener's subatomic
Won't you please hop upon it
My penis size
Is the reason people stare at me
But you seem nice
And I appreciate the charity
I jacked off in a sandwich bag
Because they say good things
Cum in small packages
Well, some men claim
They're a grower not a shower
But in my case
I'm afraid the bar is lower
My dork's so short
That it's practically an innie
Oh please, Baby, please
Help my lose my virginity now
Oh yeah
C'mon baby
I believe the politically correct term
Is Fun Sized
In my pants
You might not have even seen it
At first glance
But take my word, Honey
It's down there
You probably mistook it
For a pubic hair
It kinda curves like a little piggy tail
Well, I'm hung like an amoeba
But I'm super glad to see ya
You know my wiener's subatomic
Won't you please hop upon it
My penis size
Is the reason people stare at me
But you seem nice
And I appreciate the charity
I jacked off in a sandwich bag
Because they say good things
Cum in small packages
Well, some men claim
They're a grower not a shower
But in my case
I'm afraid the bar is lower
My dork's so short
That it's practically an innie
Oh please, Baby, please
Help my lose my virginity now
Oh yeah
C'mon baby
I believe the politically correct term
Is Fun Sized
Credits
Writer(s): Chris Mccabe
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