Khalo Mazen (Skit)

حبيبي خالو
It's so nice you're coming to visit us here in Lebanon
Listen you have your own place in the mountains
و إنت you're a man
I don't want you to do anything
We got you a maid, eh
She's your maid
You do whatever you want.
Now listen I paid extra to make sure she's Filipina
The man at the agency
He says Ethiopian is $200, Filipina is $500
I say only the best for my nephew, حبيبي إنت
و don't worry هلأ إنت
I know you're going to tell me
"Racist ما racist" لأ حبيبي
She has her own little area
She has her own bed
Her own مجلة
Of course she doesn't use your مجلة
That's you know, dirty
Even though she makes your food
So... This I... This is... uh I have her passport
So don't worry
She won't run away
لأن نحن the last two
For some reason, they jump off the balcony
They're crazy sometimes
يمكن she wants to go make شرموطة
I don't know
But don't worry about it حبيبي
أنا I take care of it
Only the best for you
Alright
We'll see you soon hopefully