Sprite Cranberry (I Miss You)

Give me back my Sprite Cranberry
I know it's just a marketing stunt
To bring it back next year to sell more
But right now it's all that I want

And people tell me buy some cranberry juice
And mix it with regular Sprite
But I tell them I'm no chemist
I could never get the ratio right

Plus wouldn't that be sad
Even if it's alright
To make a shitty homebrew version
Of Cranberry Sprite

Yeah I bought some cranberry Canada Dry
But it just doesn't taste the same
Cause there's only one brand that does it right
Please, oh please, bring back Cranberry Sprite

And don't even get me started on winter spiced
I don't know how much more of it I could take
I'd rather just give up right now and die
Than drink that shitty, bland ass fake

Isn't it so sad
Will I be alright
If I make it through December
With no Cranberry Sprite

Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up

I miss you
The way you used to make me feel
Every December and
I miss you
My Cranberry Sprite

Bring it back
That winter spiced replacement's wack
How could you do this
My favorite brand
My Cranberry Sprite

Isn't it so sad
No I won't be alright
Cause it's been another December
And there's still no Cranberry Sprite