Wally the Western Worm

Well let me introduce you to Wally the worm
Who lived in a world that's Western
He had little glasses and a tiny hat
Sitting in the bar is where he sat
And up came this man who was dressed in red
Sat next to Wally, he said you're dead
Wally looked up and gave a small grin
He said, "Boy I'm just going to keep your skin" but

Who is it? He cannot tell
Why its Satan, owner of hell
Wally fucked up big this time
No ladder to Heaven for you to climb

Wally wasn't scared on who it was
No care in the world that couldn't kill the buzz
He said, "Buddy please, let's go outside"
No place out there for you to hide
The devil said, "Hey, yeah you're going down
And if you don't make it I'll take your town"
Wally said, "Let me tell you and I mean it
Imma make your world a living shit, punk"

The two went outside in the sand
Both had a gun in their hand
Draw your cannon at the count of three
Everyone close your eyes, you don't want to see

The devil opened up his eyes
It's the beginning of his demise
Wally had shot him in the head
His face started to get that red
Wally did it, yeah he was down
Wally really just saved the whole damn town
The town was happy and filled with glee
"Hooray" they said, "Hooray for Wally"

Wally lived in infamy after that
No one wanted to sit at where he sat
Cause Wally saw the devil squirm
No one should mess with Wally the worm
Run to your mom get your dolly
If you ever cross paths with Wally
Cause Wally saw the devil squirm
No one should mess with Wally the worm
No one should mess with Wally the worm!