Rum Nogs

Forgive me if I'm acting snide
Not too excited for Yuletide
Cuz shit just hasn't been the same
Since she decided I was lame

So fuck your one horse open sleigh
Got Captain Morgan's on the way
Can't bring bring myself to throw away
Her empty bottle of Garnier

The only way to stop the noise
Is drinking rum nogs with the boys
The only way to stop the noise
Is drinking rum nogs with the boys

Oh no! Is it over?
I can't stand being sober
I hear that fucking song again
My brain will be jettisoned

Bang Bang! And I'm sneaking shots
Of my Dad's expensive scotch
So hurry up and spread the cheer
So I can get the fuck outta here

Put your cups up! It's that time of year
Rum nogs when Santa Clause appears
I got everything I need right here
Fill a glass with ice and Captain Morgan Spice
Half up a Canada Dry, Schweppes will suffice
Top off with the 'nog and then a heavy pinch of Nutmeg

The only way to stop the noise
Is drinking rum nogs with the boys
The only way to stop the noise
Is drinking rum nogs with the boys
The only way to stop the noise
Is drinking rum nogs with the boys
The only way to stop the noise
Is drinking rum nogs with the boys

Ding dong rum nogs



Credits
Writer(s): Josh Hauta
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