Organ Donor

What up, dudes?
Oh, hey, bro
By the way
'Lympics called, and they wanted to know if you wanted to be an organ donor
In case we died at 'Lympics
You know what

Put me in an old man
Put me in a young man
Repurpose my arms and put them on a girl
Stick my heart in him and my bones in them
And won't you deliver my liver to her

But don't ever put me in Steve
I don't wanna be in Steve

Put my blood in Doug
Stick my skin on Jim
Ligaments and tendons, shove 'em in Brendan

But just to reiterate, never in Steve
I got real bad vibes from Steve
I'm not gonna go into it right now
Let's just leave it at that

But put me in a boy
Put me in a boy
Put me in a boy
Oh, you should probably be a little more careful with your phrasing there, Broden, you sound a bit like a pedo—

If you've got yourself a kid who needs a new knee
Well you can give that kid my kidney

Steve's a fucking pyro, there, I said it
I reckon he lights fires, but I've got no proof
He lives in the hills where there's lots of fires
But his house is always safe, and I reckon that's sus

Oh, man, what the fuck are you talkin' about?

Give my nose and my toes to a man with a hose
Give my penis to a genius and my taint to a saint

But most of all, yes, most of all
Give my balls to underprivileged youth

That's beautiful, man
Well, all you need to do is fill out this form, so—
A form? Fuck that off!