Hypocrite

When others do drugs, it makes them crazy and mean
So I never partake cos I aim to stay clean
Artificial additives are kept to the minimum
Rest assured that I stay averse to any carcinogen
That's just the life that I'm living in
That's just the life that I'm living in

Do you know what takes to make your eyes awake and opening
A little bit of histamine, a bigger dose of dopamine
I'm hoping that you're noticing the light that you see
Has been providing you body and mind with vitamin D
As glycine levels decline, you move freely
The serotonin decides your insides are greedy
You're quick to realize that a fruit smoothie is
The smoothie-est way to consume all your nutrients
But after that you're still feeling groggy
So don't forget your tens cups of coffee
I thought you said no drugs, this is scandalous
More people die from caffeine than cannabis

When others do drugs, it makes them crazy and mean
So I never partake cos I aim to stay clean
Artificial additives are kept to the minimum
Rest assured that I stay averse to any carcinogen
That's just the life that I'm living in
That's just the life that I'm living in

You think those with addictions seem weaker and needier
Yet you hopelessly engrossed in your own social media
You leave your house and head straight to the car
But I'm pretty sure your commute just ain't that far
Public transport would be best for the environment
It's not as cozy as the Range Rover that you're driving in
Choosing to sit in traffic every day is not right
Maybe your brains affected by carbon monoxide?
But that's not an issue when you consider the bigger threat
That 8 times a day you take a break for a cigarette
You say no drugs but you're addicted to nicotine
You'll never be a role model, you're a figurine

When others do drugs, it makes them crazy and mean
So I never partake cos I aim to stay clean
Artificial additives are kept to the minimum
Rest assured that I stay averse to any carcinogen
That's just the life that I'm living in
That's just the life that I'm living in

You claim you never buy snacks but if you're given one, you're eating it
No added sugar except from artificial sweetener
You watch what you eat but not what you drink
You're not the sort of soul who would ever stop to think
Hit the club every night with the excuse that you're thirsty
"A double vodka lime, but no ice because it's dirty,
I wanna live a little" well your liver's gonna die
Irregular heart beat, and your blood pressure's high
Fast food on the way home, with no shame or sorrow
Wake up feeling great and do it all again tomorrow
You don't do drugs, but your bigotry is limitless
You fat bitch, you put the hippo into hypocrite

When others do drugs, it makes them crazy and mean
So I never partake cos I aim to stay clean
Artificial additives are kept to the minimum
Rest assured that I stay averse to any carcinogen
That's just the life that I'm living in
That's just the life that I'm living in



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Writer(s): Nathan O'neill
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