Job Security

I spend my nights looking through windows
Unintentionally
I've seen a little bit of every TV show
And far too often I see a Juliet doing more than kissing her Romeo

I hear a rustle in the garbage can it's just Rocky the raccoon
His friend Pepe Le Pew the skunk will be here soon.
I'll leave them to their mischief
And I'll hand the moon my kerchief
Cause she's crying
And I ain't lying
It's cold

Witches and old oak trees
Go together like sailors and misty seas
For a night owl, I'm an early riser
If the time between night and day were a kingdom
I'd be Kaiser
And for a night I thought she said she loved me
But for now my job security
Is where I find all my serenity

One time I thought about quitting
When a drunken Israeli soldier
Was called a pussy-cat
And he stormed onto the property
And when I asked him kindly to go
The boy who did the name-calling rushed him
And was dealt a mighty blow

But besides that instance
It could be worse
There could be snow
And I got myself a place to live
All on my own
And if I was cool I'd smoke cigarettes as I walk around
Like a cowboy sheriff in a western town
But I'm dying
I'm done trying
It's cold

Witches and old oak trees
Go together like sailors and misty seas
For a night owl, I'm an early riser
If the time between night and day were a kingdom
I'd be Kaiser
And for a night I thought I heard God say
Go to bed my son
It's okay
But for now my job security
Is where I find all my serenity
All my serenity