Merry Christmas For Today - Live

I sit in a fucking plastic bag
Only get out when comes the hag
Who drags me into the shag of her raggedy shower
No offense, Queen Ann, but are you fucking kidding me, Kimberley?
I am one of Santa's fucking elves
I don't exist to sit on your shelves
And delve into Christmas for twelve fucking hours
Um no
Us elves are supposed to be all happy
That Buddy set a joyful precedent
But you might notice I'm a tiny bit pissed off
'Cause I'm treated as a part-time resident

'Cause I'm here, do you ever fucking think of me?
All year when the lights aren't hung on the tree
It's clear you've got other things you'd rather be
But I'm here to say I don't go away
Merry Christmas for today

My life didn't always look this way
I made you toys back in the day
No pay, but that was okay
All yay, now I'm on display
I don't love that
But now I sit and just take notes
While my older brother gloats
Toy boats made while I'm with the coats, mittens, gloves, and the hats
Ew

Hey, I'm here, do you ever fucking think of me?
All year when the lights aren't hung on the tree
It's clear you've got other things you'd rather be
But I'm here to say I don't go away
Merry Christmas for today

My nights aren't silent no more
'Cause children roll 'round on the floor
There's nothing here for me no more
I don't care what I swore 'cause I'm about to roar
Santa Claus ain't coming to town
I'll take my revenge to the ground
No presents for you little clowns
'Cause you made me break down and I swear I will drown

'Cause I'm here, do you ever fucking think of me?
All year when the lights aren't hung on the tree
It's clear you've got other things you'd rather be
But I'm here to say I don't go away
I don't come to play, I've got things to say
Not gonna delay, don't you dare walk away
Merry Christmas for today



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Writer(s): Tessa Barcelo
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