Adventures of Charlie

Aye
Soup man on the beat
This one goes out to you chuck

Charlie I love you
Even tho you're lumpy
Even when you're layin in my bed
And you're farting

You snore and you smell
But I'm under your spell
I want you to know that
I won't tell if you

Eat some food right up off of the table
Or steal some chicken off of my desk
I'm gonna try and tell you a fable
If it's not that good well I did my best

A fable is defined as a short story typically with animals as characters
So you know I'm about to tell you the best fable about the best animal

Charlie

Charlie was walkin down the road
He was lookin for some food
He had left his abode
Cause he was really in a mood

So he took a left on main
And headed for the store
Nothing else on his brain
Except eat to more

He walked on in
And he pick out his food
Hoping that just might just
Satisfy his mood but

Then his memory kicked in
And he realized something

He ain't got no money

Charlie
Where's your money?
Charlie
Where's your money?

At this point Charlie didn't know what to do
He had his food, he was ready to go, but he didn't have money
So he turned to the only thing he can rely on
His Glock

Charlie whipped out the 9 and he aimed it all around
Cried out with his voice and he's makin lots of sound
He just wanted food but now they are takin it away
Just cause he really really really couldn't pay

Bang bang bang goes the gun as he shoots
He takes off and he scurries between their boots
Charlie Charlie Charlie what are you going to do?
What are you going to do when the cops come for you?

Charlie
Why'd you shoot em?
Charlie
Why'd you shoot em?

Charlie they're coming
Why aren't u running?
Why aren't u makin
Your way to the sun and

Eatin yo food cuz you fought so hard
No one really thought you could make it this far

Charlie what are you doing man?
Charlie why aren't u runnin man?
Charlie what are you doing man?
Charlie why aren't u runnin man?

He burst through the door and out on the street
Makin his way between all the feet
The cops pull there guns and they get on the ground
But they never should have tried to fight this hound

Charlie grabs the AK
He racks the AK
He shoots the AK
And he kills the po po

Now he don't know
Where to go go
So he goes to meet up with his ho ho

Charlie
He got the AK
Charlie
He got the AK

Find out what our hero does next in the next installment of The Adventures of Charlie!