Virginity Protection
I masturbate a lot because I'm really lonely
I can't stand all these bitches they won't even blow me
I've tried all the apps and they just don't work
These women don't like me cause of my quirks
I try so hard but they just look right past me
I think they only focus on all my acne
I tried yelling at them bitch I choose you
Because I got a cool tattoo of Pikachu on my chest
Bitch why can't you see I'm so much better than the rest.
You could turn a guy to stone like Medusa
Did I mention I bought a book on the karma sutra
It may be a shock but that book is unused because I get no action
But what else is new
Because I protect my virginity
With my fucking personality
Bitches be ignoring me
Because I'm really boring see
I tell them about my interests and they're so unamused
But fuck em I'll sit right here and drinking my fucking G-Fuel
I have all the flavors that you can try
My favorite one is by a YouTuber known as PewDiePie
I don't really watch him cause I'm not that lame
Even if my hobbies include some games
Like Magic: the Gathering
Pokemon and Mario
These things bring joy unlike all these fucking hoes
I spend a lot of time on the internet so much so I bought a bombass headset
Ya know I'm out here protecting my virginity
With my fucking personality
So I guess to summarize
I don't get what I'm missing compared to other guys
Sure I may be weird
Maybe a bit strange
But you bitches are the problem cause I'm never gonna change
I can't stand all these bitches they won't even blow me
I've tried all the apps and they just don't work
These women don't like me cause of my quirks
I try so hard but they just look right past me
I think they only focus on all my acne
I tried yelling at them bitch I choose you
Because I got a cool tattoo of Pikachu on my chest
Bitch why can't you see I'm so much better than the rest.
You could turn a guy to stone like Medusa
Did I mention I bought a book on the karma sutra
It may be a shock but that book is unused because I get no action
But what else is new
Because I protect my virginity
With my fucking personality
Bitches be ignoring me
Because I'm really boring see
I tell them about my interests and they're so unamused
But fuck em I'll sit right here and drinking my fucking G-Fuel
I have all the flavors that you can try
My favorite one is by a YouTuber known as PewDiePie
I don't really watch him cause I'm not that lame
Even if my hobbies include some games
Like Magic: the Gathering
Pokemon and Mario
These things bring joy unlike all these fucking hoes
I spend a lot of time on the internet so much so I bought a bombass headset
Ya know I'm out here protecting my virginity
With my fucking personality
So I guess to summarize
I don't get what I'm missing compared to other guys
Sure I may be weird
Maybe a bit strange
But you bitches are the problem cause I'm never gonna change
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Writer(s): John Thurik
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