Maxim Madam

Got a drink, but I think that maybe I'll hold back.
Got me thrown and it's known, my strong suit ain't my tact.
And her ploy to be coy, maybe it's just as well.
For a chance down those pants, I got to go to hell

I can't believe that she is real
But guys like me hold less than no appeal
Take my ears have my sight I trade it all
I'll trade it all for just one night

One night, the whole night though
I'll give you cab fare home
I swear

And I'll try to be fly, but that is kinda weak
Instead of cool, look the fool, like a 10th grade geek.
And the rows of the the hoes, that always standing there.
Have my pick of the litter but I just don't care

I can't believe that she is real for her I'd lie, rob, cheat and steal
Kick my ass break my back
Ill trade it all for a shot in the sack

And ya know that I'm losing sleep,
With all about you, and I get my relief
I would drink bleach straight from a glass
For a chance to stick it in her
When you tell me that we'd be better off being my friend
Who wants to know that the ho is balling all my best buds

Whoops sorry

I can't believe that she is real all my hopes and dreams fulfilled
Break my thumbs cut my hair do it all I just don't care
Didn't know that I feel this way
And doesn't know that she does this to me

Everything that she would ever need
Would I be there
Don't let me down
Don't let me down
I'd do it all over again
So just to have you for one night

Look do you want me to beg?