New 18

Well I heard 23 was the new 18
And i heard 28 was the new 23
30's going good but I can't wait to be
35 cuz I heard that's the new 28
That's the new 23, that's the new 18

Let's do that again

Well I heard 23 was the new 18
And i heard 28 was the new 23
30's going good but I can't wait to be
35 cuz I heard that's the new 28
That's the new 23, that's the new 18

I'm gonna buy some porn and a pack of smokes
A scratch off ticket and register to vote
But the porn is weird and the smoke's are gross
And our democracy feels like a joke

So I'll go skydiving and get a tattoo
Get a credit card and go on a cruise
Go to Mexico and get a bunch of booze
And then drink too much because there's nothing to do
On a cruise

Well I heard 23 was the new 18
And i heard 28 was the new 23
30's going good but I can't wait to be
35 cuz I heard that's the new 28
That's the new 23, that's the new 18

This scratch off ticket
Is my only chance
For new 18
Being what I romance
I got my lucky penny
And my ignorant hope
Well here it goes

Well I guess that's just
The way it's gonna be
When you're only new 18
Maybe I'll get what I need
When I turn 43
Oh I can't wait to be 43

Cuz I heard 43 is the new 35
And I heard 35 is the new 28
And I heard 28 is the new 23
And I heard 23 is the new 18
Oh I can't wait to be
New 18



Credits
Writer(s): Austen Carroll Grafa
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