Simp

Don't let me catch you simpin' on the internet
Don't let me catch you simpin' on the internet
Don't let me catch you simpin' on the internet
Don't let me catch you simpin' don't let me catch you simpin'

I see you looking at that pretty girl
As she's playing her games
I bet you're looking at that pretty girl often
She doesn't even know your name

Don't let me catch you simpin' on the internet
Don't let me catch you simpin' on the internet
Don't let me catch you simpin' on the internet
Don't let me catch you simpin' on the internet

Pokimane is not her real name
Pokimane is not her real name
Pokimane is not her real name
Pokimane is not her real name

Don't let me catch you simpin' on the internet
Don't let me catch you simpin' on the internet
Don't let me catch you simpin' on the internet
I promise you she is not playing hard to get

Hey beautiful, um, I'm your- I'm your, like, biggest fan
Well I'm not your biggest fan
I'm sure there are people who- who like you, uh, more, but
I like you for your personality
Uh, not just because you're super cute
Which you are
You- you're really cute
Um, and every time you smile on... on the live stream
I just- it, it makes me so happy
Anyway uh
I was wondering if maybe you'd wanna
You'd wanna grab lunch sometime
Or maybe coffee
Like, I'm 24 so like, I'm old enough
I can take care of you
Um
I don't even know if you'll
See this in the live chat
Cause you're playing a game right now
I- I know you don't even know I exist but
Maybe if we could, maybe if we, if I could
Give you my Instagram in the live chat
Um, maybe you'll find it in your heart
To donate, uh maybe d- uh not donate
Um sorry what was I saying, I just
I donate to you all the time that's
That's why I was saying that but, maybe
Maybe you can, like, hit me up with Instagram
And we can- and we can set up a date
Together, maybe would, would that be a possibility

Don't let me catch you simpin' on the internet
Don't let me catch you simpin' on the internet

Li-listen I don't know why you guys making fun of me
Like all, all I'm tryna do is be a gentleman and, and
And treat her like a lady
Y-you guys, all you do, you see her as like a
Like a sex- eh, sex thing and I just, I want
I wanna be like a good person and, I like, but
Why all the nice guys always finish last, man
I just don't understand it, like, do I
Stop calling me a simp, what's a simp
Why do you guys keep calling me a simp
I'm not a simp
I'm not a simp she
She might actually care about me guys

I see you looking at that pretty girl
As she's playing her games
I bet you're looking at that pretty girl often
She doesn't even know your name

Carl donated 20 dollars
James donated 60 dollars
Brad donated 250 dollars
Brad what, what the hell are you thinking man

She might just be an e-girl to you guys but she's special to me