Crudely Elevated Nativity

Five meters tall it's damned if it falls
Why does it not sit
We are too small to impact it at all
Why does it not sit
Majestic and all but with one fatal flaw
Why does it not sit
Procreation should be the most safe of it all
But it won't sit down

Big sense of pride as it slips as it slides
The dangling child must prepare for a ride
Giving birth on the fly: will it live, will it die?
Oblivious and ignorant, standing all the while

Sitting down could help the
Kids' poor chance could fix the
Crushing skull, fractured

Terminal velocity
Callous pregnancy
Ending in misery

Just like a horse it could lay down of course
Bust out its kneecaps
Wihtout using force we could yell until hoarse
Bust out its kneecaps
Perhaps we must show how it usually goes
Bust out its kneecaps
Amputating it's legs a way to go low
But it won't sit down

Big sense of pride as it slips as it slides
The dangling child must prepare for a ride
Giving birth on the fly: will it live, will it die?
Oblivious and ignorant, standing all the while

Sitting down could help the
Kids' poor chance could fix the
Crushing skull, fractured

Long legs bend using the knee
God-send, let the kid free
Without damage

Big sense of pride as it slips as it slides
The dangling child must prepare for a ride
Giving birth on the fly: will it live, will it die?
Oblivious and ignorant, giraffes are really dumb



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