A Little Bit Insane

Can you guess who's back with an attitude?
An animal that you better never crash into
No Marsupial could ever hold a candle to
This mentally unbalanced Bandicoot
Thanks to a mad scientist, I'm one of a kind
Energized by every ripe wumpa I find
I'm getting into trouble 'cause someone troubled with time
Which I'll need a minute to fix with a couple of rhymes
My first name's Crash, last name "uh oh"
I'm all wound up about ready to rumble
If you follow in my track, it's a path of rubble
Cortex has more tech but I got a lotta muscle
Plus plenty new masks that I'm gonna wear
But without Aku Aku, I'm unprepared
And Tropy you're done, take a seat, roll credits
After I make you jealous of my dope cosmetics
Neo, get in line
Me and Coco are protectin' time
Listen, I didn't wanna objectify
But Tawna, I love those muscular thighs
If you need a hero I'm your go-to
Getting on my grind, and I don't mean soap shoes
Wind me up and it's time to win
Didn't invent the wheel, but I taught it how to spin

You're certainly the furriest type of twister
But what would you ever do without your sister?
You would for sure just crash and burn
'Cause even in the face of death, dear brother, you just never learn?

Uh oh-oh-oh, it's written in my name
I spin and flip and twist around just like my little brain
Uh oh-oh-oh, trust me I'm not to blame
You must be kinda crazy if you ain't a little bit insane
Uh oh-oh, uh oh-oh-oh, uh oh-oh
You know I can't be tamed, baby
Uh oh-oh, uh oh-oh
'Cause you ain't crazy if you're just a little bit insane

My mental capacity isn't much
But trust me, I'm a diamond in the rough
I got a sleeve full of tricks, and a heart full of care
Pocket full of gems, and a head full of air
If you wanna do the Ooda-Booda Boogie with me
Prepare for a twist 'cause we're gonna get dizzy
Open up wormholes, and I'm jumping through 'em
Then I'll quantum tear Cortex a new one
I wonder if I'll make unexpected friends
Like as if me and my enemies could make amends
Neo, I never been a fan of yours
So tell me why you only abuse animals?
I get it, easy access, dude I feel ya
But you need therapy for that zoophilia
Just keep your eyes off Tawna and Coco
Or this Bandicoot's goin' hardcore loco

You're certainly the furriest type of twister
But what would you ever do without your sister?
You would for sure just crush and burn
'Cause even in the face of death, dear brother, will you ever learn?

I'm wound up like a tornado babe
Just cut me loose and I'll go insane
Later I may take a snooze on the beach
But now's the time to move your booty if you wanna do it with me!

Uh oh-oh-oh, it's written in my name
I spin and flip and twist around just like my little brain
Uh oh-oh-oh, trust me I'm not to blame
You must be kinda crazy if you ain't a little bit insane
Uh oh-oh, uh oh-oh-oh, uh oh-oh
You know I can't be tamed, baby
Uh oh-oh, uh oh
'Cause you ain't crazy if you're just a little bit insane