Baby I'm a Grinch

Jamin Bradley on the scene
And I'm about to get mean
Cause I'm grinchin' up these Christmas trees
And eatin' your cookies

Leavin' nothing for Santa
Except a glass of some tea
He wanted milk? Well that's too bad
'Cause it expired last week

And you call me a scrooge
But there ain't no Jacob Marley
No Gonzo or Rizzo
And no spiritual safari

Ghosts of the past
You know they be afraid of me
Even Charles Dickens knows
That I'm rewriting history

"Bye Buddy," see ya Buddy
I won't be coming back
This elf is on a mission
And no narwhal can stop that

'Cause life is not claymation
The Polar Express can leave the station
My heart is too small
I need a medic here stat!

Of all the Charlie Browns
You know I'm the Charlie Browniest
I am the Nightmare before Christmas,
But I bet you guessed

That if I actually found a Turboman
I would throw it out
Actually I like that movie
So I'm a grinch, yeah, without a doubt

Baby I'm a grinch
Yeah you know that I'm a grinch
Grinchin' off your face
'Cause you know I'm being ugly
I can't help it babe
I'm too rotten to get snuggly

A grinch
You know I'm straight up Mr. Grinch
I can't even look at myself up in the mirror
I don't wanna see all this pain any clearer
I'm a grinch

I'm like Jack Black on the Holiday
Though I never saw that flick
So forgive the implication
'Cause it could be pretty sick

Ernest, he can't save you
So let me just be frank
You're better off spending Christmas
With Tim Allen and the Kranks

Speaking of Tim Allen
Don't get me started on the Santa Clause
Did that really need two sequels?
Did that have to be kicked up a notch?

Yeah this is who I am
Keep your ba hoo doris to yourself
You put that back!
Keep that elf up there on that shelf

If you wanna find me
Well don't check 34th Street
The only miracle
Is staying awake through that movie

Yes I'll be staying Home Alone
Just be building projects
To keep out the robbers
With an arsenal of objects

Marbles on the floor
Marbles on the floor
Boy you know you're trippin'
On my marbles on the floor

Exit out my door
Unless you want some more
Boy I just don't get
How you're breathing anymore

Baby I'm a grinch
Yeah you know that I'm a grinch
Grinchin' off your face
'Cause you know I'm being ugly
I can't help it babe
I'm too rotten to be snuggly

A grinch
You know I'm straight up Mr. Grinch
I can't even look at myself up in the mirror
I don't wanna see all this pain any clearer
I'm a grinch



Credits
Writer(s): Jamin Bradley
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