Christmas Program

Uh, Uh, Uhm
Now, congregation... (*yawn*)
Thee, thou, then, thus, dur-dur (...'nother Christmas program!)
That, thou, thas, thou, thine (Caleb, the pastor's preaching!)
Thus, then, dur-dur (bro, I am not tryna--)
Thou, thas, thus, dur-dur
Then, thus, dur-dur (it's only going to be an hour!)
Then, dur-dur-dur (bruh, he not even speak--)
Thy, thou, thou, thus dur-dur (yeah, I'm a'ight, now!)
Then, thou, was, they, thou (you're not speaking real english--)
They, thus, dur-dur (but he's literal--)
Them, dur-dur-dur (Caleb, Caleb, calm down)
Thus, dur-dur
Nah! I can't sit through this, I'm finna turn this--
Caleb, Caleb, what are you doing?
What are you doing, Caleb?
What are you--
Thank you for introducing me, Reverend Thom-- (*rewind*)
Aye, yall give him a hand! Amazing man of God!
Okay, change of plans, I know Reverend Thomas ain't tell you that
But it's all good! It's all good! Love you, Reverend Thomas!
But look, welcome to our new and improved program called
Christmas in Eden, enjoy