Stocking Stuffer Intro

Ho-Ho Holy shit buddy
You look angry
Not get any pussy lately?
Jerry, bud
It's the end of 2020 and you
Haven't put out a single song since Carrots
What the fuck?
Oh so what?
Lil Wayne waits years to release Tha Carta's
Do not compare yourself to Lil Wayne
Well Tenacious D waits like 4-6 years
Also more famous than you
Much more famous
Okay but what about J-Tonic
I put out a single under him
Jerry, no one liked J-Tonic
They want DJ Tickles
They want the comedy man
The funny guy
Come on
Hey fuck you hired voice actor
Fine drop a beat

Woah woah woah
Who the fuck do you think I am?
That was just Christmas music
Yeah no shit
We lost so much fucking money on Carrots
We can't afford a real beat
Just do a parody
It's Christmas, the fans will love it
They'll eat it up
This is literally such a low point for me right now
In my career as a rapper
Dude you're dressed in a fucking Santa onesie
With a giant camel toe
No one cares
Do it
Ight run that beat again

Let her blow
Let her blow
Let her blow
What
What the fuck was that?
Let her blow?
No
Uh, fine run that Last Christmas one

Last Christmas
I gave you my cock
And the very next day
You blew me away
This year
As I drink a beer
I'll finger your daughter, Tessa
No no no no no no no no no
No
No no
No
Okay okay
One more
I, I think I got it this time
Ram your balls in a girl named Holly
Jesus, fuck
Can't you just like, rap or something?
Hey I'm just giving you what you wanted man
If you want me to freestyle or somethin'
Drop a fresh beat
Well, as long as it's not like the one you did in New York
Then yes
That, do that
Alright
Give me what you got



Credits
Writer(s): Connor Smith, Jonathan Seibert
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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